Naked Scorpion

The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course

My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.

by ClemStokley March 27, 2025

Naked OPS

Naked OPS meaning ones enemies lacking firearms or any weapon to defend themselves of sort.

"Yo DB that's naked ops right there cuz."
"You tryna tell me naked ops rolled in and took yo shit??!

by FAHKiNEL January 27, 2017

Naked pic day

Dec 16

Ayy its dec 16 get naked pic day

by Gayhoilkg December 16, 2020

Naked

How the man who gives Rihanna wild thought wants to see her.

Rihanna: I know you wanna see me naked, naked, naked.
Guy: Yes, I do.

by Dwotty August 31, 2017

Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat

"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

The Naked Snail

The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.

Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...

by Flutska December 10, 2022

Naked Barbecue

The host of such shows as Escape to the Legion, Man vs. Wild, and Worst Case Scenario.

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Naked Barbecue

by Drinker of Piss October 17, 2012