Mushrooms

1. Stuff you eat to see pretty colors

2. Things that grow in your yard that are sometimes poisonous

I eat mushrooms when I'm bored

by Mi wordz becuz I'm smart June 22, 2017

Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song

Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"

by Pan face April 25, 2022

Mushroom Kwan

He is a Math teacher in LSC. His hair looks like a big, black mushroom. He always rejects students. He also is in the family of LSC teachers, such as, Chicken Lui, Shum Egg, Small Ng, Fat Tam and Old Lo.

A: Hello Mushroom Kwan
Mushroom Kwan: Stand up, give me ur parents phone no. U ARE

by DAPRONOOB November 10, 2020

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018

mushroom

the devils fucking sex toys. people who like mushrooms cannot be trusted.

person 1: hey do you want some alfredo?
person2: sureee but are there mushrooms?
person 1: yeah dude, they're fucking good
person 2: nah man mushrooms are disgusting!

by babycløut August 11, 2019

Morgan Mushroom

One who sports a distinctive mushroom-shaped haircut. Known for his voluminous hair that often prompts friends to tie it up, Morgan's unique style is as notable as his coding skills.

Often paired with the slang "let's get our shrooms on". Example includes "Fk it, i feel like being a morgan mushroom today. Let's shroom on!"

"wow! kenny looks like a rad morgan mushroom today. i wish i could be as cool as him"
"Don't mind his eccentric jokes; he's our Morgan Mushroom!"

by GucciGangGangX January 23, 2025

mushroom slape

a slape with the head of the dick

fred mushroom slaped maggie

by fred faulkner August 1, 2009