Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything.

Edison is such a shit in the mud.

by K.L.A October 30, 2020

Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy or likes to ride in order to get muddy

Get off that atv you mud lizard

by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020

Mud goggles

1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"

a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.

by NonsenseLock December 18, 2012

mud-buggying

The act of making an engine noise while sticking your face between two butt cheeks.

When that stripper bent over, I buried my face in the crack of his ass and started mud-buggying those beautiful butt cheeks!

by Dalebert May 17, 2012

mud island

A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.

I just crapped a mud island.

by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011

mud maker

When white people have children with blacks and they come out looking like mud

"Did you see that white woman's kid? They were black! She's a god damn mud maker!"

by Cunninghamolga March 14, 2023

mud nacho

Worthless white male. Usually doesn’t know shit from fuck. Great racial slur.

Thats not a vagina that’s an inside out penis you fucking mud nacho!

by That Honkey February 23, 2023