sack monster

A predominately large male who goes gaga over large hairy balls. Attacking them in the fashion of a beast.

Hey look at Josh gobble those ballz, he's such a SACK MONSTER.

by Nighttygr October 14, 2008

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

chocolate star monster

A Chocolate Star Monster is a Homorsexual male who prefer's to give anal intercourse and not receive it.

"Look at the size of the gay brick layer, you can tell he is a chocolate star monster, no queer boy could handle him"

by BrightEyez March 12, 2008

church of the flying spaghetti monster

The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.

You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"

Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

by The Only Andy Christ February 1, 2018

monster garage

A television show on the Discover Channel that is hosted by Jesse James. They do crazy custom conversions of cars, bikes, boats and other cool stuff.

Did you see the turbo boat they made into a car on Monster Garage?

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Monster-Schwanzer

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

Monetary Lubrication

Abrive, Somthing to sweeten the deal, Somthing to coax, persuading

Matt: My project is late.
Mr. Testa: I think we can figure somthing out with Monetary Lubrication.
Matt: haha

by Peeedurrr January 24, 2007