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Milf

by anonymous February 27, 2021
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Milf

Dayummm look at that MILF over there I really wanna hit that.
by iimariexoii November 21, 2021
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MILF

abbreviation for « My Iguana Licks Feathers » which is another way to say « Macron E-X-P-L-O-S-I-O-N » in reference to the French president and his biggest fan.
by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023
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Milf

1: Mother I'd like to fuck.

2: Mother in late forties/fifties.
1. Yo, check out that milf. I wish I could tap that.

2. I'm a milf.
by Magic Mechanic January 8, 2022
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Milf

Mom I’d like to fuck is what it stands for. So usually it’s like hot moms or hot older women.
by Express_24 April 18, 2021
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political milf

"Why not have a political milf turn up on my TV show" Russel Brand
by Maj Sab July 20, 2016
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MILF

A new definition to MILF: Mother I’d Like (to) Fund. Mothers, whether they gave birth or not; married, separated, divorced, or widowed, that angel investors, syndicates, PE funds, VCs, or anyone else see as successful entrepreneurs and want to fund their startups and business ventures.

These mothers are super intelligent, ambitious, passionate, have grit, and will never stop until they reach their goals. Many of them are executives in corporations, doctors, lawyers, hold higher education degrees from respectable universities, and serial entrepreneurs. The more funding support they get, the more milfs we’ll have and they will end up investing in more milfs, creating a milf-growth flywheel.

The milf is inspiring, setting up an example for her daughters, and sons, to follow in her footsteps and pave the way to make it easier for the next generations to fund their startups.

Milfs are the mothers of their startups. Like a mama bear, they will do anything to protect the startup and grow it to be a successful, independent business, with as much revenue and market value as they can imagine and aim to. They will reach profitability fast, outperform many other companies, and build unicorns and dragons.
I invested in this milf ‘s pre-seed round $25k and made $2.5m after IPO! I am a MILFionnaire and funded awesome moms in the process!
by PINKPTR June 19, 2024
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