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cat mario

a japanese rage-inducing parody of the og super mario game that is stuffed with unique tricks and kaizo traps using the advantage of the og game's mechanics (along with super mario world's mechanics). for example (AND SPOILER ALERT FOR WHOEVER WHO HASN'T PLAYED THE GAME): the 3rd question block you come across gives you an enemy and the 1up question block is just multiple poisonous mushrooms.
it's also known as syobon action and mario from hell.
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation October 20, 2022
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Mario Kart'd

I'm getting absolutely Mario Kart'd by this guy named stinkypoo in Mario Kart.
by NomNixx February 11, 2022
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mario kart

A game where gi is the worst at.
person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi
by bawlstothewall April 28, 2022
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Mario

A young boy who dreams, mentally strong and capable of beating any rival. Who also has a big dick and doesn't give a damn about who hurts him.
Mario, you are great
by Debora May November 21, 2021
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Mario

Mario is the name of the best guy in the world. He's sweet, kind, and very funny. When you first meet him you'know exactly that you met a "Mario" because they are just that fun.

If you ever encounter a Mario, make them yours ASAP. They are for real husband material and there aren't many of them left. They'll take care of you as if you're their princess but they can also be very horny and demanding. Don't hurt a Mario because they've gone through enough. Please them and let them know you love them. Mario's are also always there for you if you feel down and will always try to help you in every way possible. Mario's are the type of people who make your days better and they are truly amazing people.
Yo, have you heared Mario's voice? It's so hot!

Be "Princess Peach" for a "Mario"
by reoakayourwifey February 23, 2022
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Mario

(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)

Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?

I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
by stovO33 April 2, 2024
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Mario

Mario is a fun boy but very childish annoying, short, and sometimes a pain in the ass. Overall good friend funny, loves Minecraft. They normally LOVE dogs and would beat someone up if they ever hurt their friend. NEVER give them sugar as they will be the most hyper dude you ever met.
WHO GAVE YOU MARIO SUGAR
Me sorry
NOW HES ALL HYPER
by BEEP BOOP EAT SOME SOUP November 17, 2020
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