is gorgeous. and shexi and funny. looks great has the cutest cutie bum. wow that bum is awesome. shes tall dark gorgeous. looks great when shes next to me andmakes me feel great :)
by stubear December 7, 2011
Get the kirsty mackenzie mug.i member the 1st time i saw kirsty. she was the new girl at work. standing there over the sink, i member being down the other end of the kitchen having to work with the chef but wanting to go talk to her.... as weeks passed and she was at work more and more we got closer annoying will cos he wanted to be pervy pete. he used to get annoyed when kirsty and i used to have water fights in the kitchen. we used to stand close whippin each other. hiding her shoes sitting on the sinks just talking to her getting to know her..we used to talk every day at half 3 when she was off the bus and walking to the horses.i member the first time we went out i was soo hung over we went to the pub for lunch i couldnt eat anything, i sat oppisite kirsty and i just couldnt take my eyes off of her.. after, we went to the seaside and i remember the girls going for a swim in all their clothes when they got out kirsty can and sat on my lap and wills face was a picture hahahaa!!!
by stubearto December 7, 2011
Get the kirsty mackenzie mug.... i rememeber the feeling of when something feels soo right.... after that we juust got closer and closer useing silly pet words to comunicate... i used to love hearing her make squeeks and little noises in my ear it was soo cute. i think we got on extremely well and i miss her loads i have never been that close and cute with someone before and not sure i wil again it was like having a best friend u could tell anything and share everything..... i hopes she has as fond memories of our time together as i have she has made such a bi impression on me and i will never forget her.. shes sooo spleshal that all i want is to have her back in my arms.. wearing her as a rucksack lying around having fun and being stully loves you mackers!! :)
by stueypoo December 7, 2011
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Get the bryce mackenzie mug.The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.
Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
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