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Not Lay Jeno

Pedophile, with narssacistic tendencies. Loves to rage quit and spit their dummy out when they never get their way. Never likes to be wrong no matter what and likes to whip their shalong out at every available opportunity. Avoid at all cost if you want to keep your mental health intact.
Not Lay Jeno
by BigGirlsDontLie May 12, 2025
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Lai

“Lai is the fucking goat
by Laitookyogen May 16, 2025
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Re-Lay

A professional button pusher with a God complex, known for looping the same four house beats under breathy female vocals and calling it art. Thrives on bass drops, Instagram clout, and pretending his Spotify playlist is a spiritual experience. Will ghost you to “focus on the music” but really just spent four hours remixing Dua Lipa in his bedroom.
After two vodka Red Bulls and one existential crisis, I finally understood why DJ Re-Lay thinks looping Lana Del Rey over a tech house beat qualifies as ‘changing lives.’
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Snake laying

When a person assumes the squatting position then walks like a duck while taking a shit.
Tom was snake laying in the field because he didn’t have a restroom to use.
by MortySmith0316 June 4, 2025
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Lay

• she fucked over her best friend of 4 years
• she called her best friend a fat pig and oink oink and moo and cow and thought it was funny to get a bunch of her friends against her best friend and threatened her
• she spreads rumors and she a hoe
• she smells like swamp ass times 10
Patty: Did you talk to that new girl?
Sammie: Oh Lay?
Patty: Yes her she’s a smelly bitch
Sammie: Don’t even get me started on her.
by urfavslut April 15, 2023
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Lay Loud Go

Equivalent to "Lei Lao Gou(雷老狗)", used as an insult to Shaowu Lei(雷绍武), a notorious expert in physics, calculus and biology. He is a fanatical opposer of classical physics and denies the accuracy of Newton's Laws of Motion, believing the validity of only his own innovative theories. His theories are often naive or based solely upon personal experience, or even self-contradictory. As a result, he is constantly teased on forums such as Baidu tieba where his stubbornness as well as foolishness is rendered as a nice source of pleasure. Examples:
-When doing calculus always remember to cancel d: dv/dt=v/t
-Zero times any number x is still equal to x
-When going to pee at midnight, you stay inert. It is the bed you sleep in that moves towards the toilet.

-Using L=mkv and certain equations in celestial mechanics, one may come to the absurd conclusion that 1 year is equivalent to 5027904 days. He responds by stating this is "only a small mistake" and "the difference may be omitted"

Recently though, he is getting significantly short-tempered and dumps much more insulting language on forums than before. He is often referred to as "Lei Lao Gou", a sign of disrespect.
"Lay loud go, lay loud go,
Yell the gull toe bool song cold.
Chain chill eve will bar error allele,
Sheet die wool chip lay loud hole!" -LayLoudGo☘
by VZHHHHHH April 19, 2023
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NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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