bar killer

The person/friend that sleeps with the bartender, thus making future visits to the bar uncomfortable and not as enjoyable as it used to be because of their weird dynamic

Stop sleeping with all of the bartenders, you're a bar killer

by Scotty88 January 25, 2015

bed-killer

A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.

Wow! Look at the gross size of that man - bet he's a bed-killer.

by mimbijones July 8, 2015

Cereal Killer

A sick asshole, take for example: this fucker down at the cafe who knocked over MY cereal! Can you believe that? I mean, really. Is it a good story? I've been doing this same shit all day.

Guy 1: Hey, du' this ho knocked ova' mu siri owl. I'm gonna' kiw dat' cereal killer
Guy 2: O' riley?
Guy 1: I know you, you're the one that did it, fucktard!
Guy 2 Is stabbed multiple times in the heart. Cops come.
Cop: This guy was black, fuck it. We'll just say he committed suicide.

by Rockcroc October 28, 2015

deereal killer

Deer hunter who enjoys stalking and killing deer

Check out the way that guy smiles while chopping off the head of that deer, dude is for sure a Deereal killer.

by Drew Saint James December 23, 2015

fierce killer542

A sexy youtuber who is the best at call of duty.

That guy is sexy I think he is a fierce killer542.

by Peter brian September 15, 2016

zodiac killer

Now known to be Ted Cruz through time travel and being an alien reptilian who lives for thousands of years.

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.

by ohiowho August 22, 2016

Zodiac killer

The zodiac killer was a man in the 60s-70s that went on a murdering spree.

The zodiac killer is also Ted Cruz the running candidate for president of 2016

"Who's the zodiac killer?"
"...Ted Cruz."

by Heyguysmynameispseudinym July 29, 2016