jared

my brother who is loyal and loving and helps everyone in need

love ya jared ball

by cotton candy purple January 25, 2019

Jared

The largest douche bag on the planet. Has both mommy and daddy issues. Fails to comprehend even the most simplistic sentences and ideas. When he speaks everyone who hears it is instantly made dumber. He fails in school, in life, and in every other way possible. He is more unattractive than a $20 dollar a night motel bathroom. He thinks that the world is flat and that science is something you drink. His clothing choices have all the charm of a Klan rally. Jared likes his mom... a little too much. Jared is descended from a long line of complete morons, and he lives up to the standard his ancestors set.

Jared is the douche bag that married dated his mother.

by JimBobCooter1969 February 6, 2019

Jaeden Daxon Winters

Jaeden Daxon Winters is an actual hottie and everyone loves him, he is the cutest human being and he Loves Grapes (& Kiley) very much. if you do not like Jaeden you must have diabetes

Person 1: Wow is that Jaeden Daxon Winters? He is so hot!
Person 2: Ikr he is the cutest!

by BobDuncan3008 February 6, 2019

Jaeden Winters (Papi)

Jaeden Winters aka Papi is an actual hottie like nobody can be as hot as him and his dick is 55 inches everyone would smash him (especially Sara). he loves to hold hands & eat grapes
Btw nobody fucks harder than him

Jaeden Winters (Papi) is sexy

by BobDuncan3008 February 10, 2019

Jared

Jared is a 19 year who never learned how to flipping read.

"JARED can you read the sentence"

"No I can not"
"Hey whats up, my names jared and I never learned how to fucking read"

by dEfInItIoNs SuCk February 16, 2019

Jared

A Jared is someone who is both athletic and a bit of a geek. He gets his girlfriend pregnant by Junior year in High school. He'll leave his ex for a bigger titty bitch.

"Jared, we're through!"

by C0nman February 22, 2019

Jared

Lives at subway 😂😂

Jared from subway

by Jayhawk205039 February 24, 2019