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bean trap

If no restroom is available, a bean trapper is forcefully used to push the shit back into one's asshole.
billy says- "Oh man, i have to poop real bad. But there is no restroom available."

Emma says- "Just use this bean trapper!"
by Almagstie Jesss August 7, 2008
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gopher trap

While receiving a rim job, the recipient locks the performer's head in place with a clenching of the thighs and proceeds to discharge fecal matter into or around the performer's mouth.
1. The usual post-Sunday Chinese buffet dinner rimjob got especially melt-in-my-mouth when my wife gopher trapped me after I suggested mid-stroke that the Chinese buffet doesn't exactly help her lose her obstructive gunt.
2. Whilst the gopher hath trespass thy sullyhole with the rounded lickalack, thou shalt commence the dreaded gopher trap, whereby thou ensnareth the detestable gopher with thy clench, and exact a most grievous and terrible revenge; the earthly emission hath made its way downward the gullet, and added to or failing entry, the maw shalt mirror thy muddy sullyhole.
3. I would totally come to the rave tonight, but my mom caught me stealing from her purse and gopher trapped me, ruining the candy I was flipping.
by jawn doodley December 9, 2008
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perjury trap

n. Donald J. Trump’s inner circle; the location of any close associate of Donald J. Trump; the place someone goes if they align their interests with those of Donald J. Trump
“Don’t tell me a perjury trap isn’t real, when people start colluding with Donald Trump they immediately begin lying themselves into criminal investigations, then they perjure themselves until they are convicted felons.”
by WH mixtape December 19, 2018
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Trap a bitch

Nigga bust a nut in you, to trap a trap a bitch.
You better be careful with that guy megan..he seems like a trap a bitch type
by Smiller2018 September 18, 2018
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Trap Queen

A girlfriend who also helps her boyfriend in drug dealing (production, selling, etc), and tries some with him, too. She's also loyal. Basically an assistant drug dealer and crackhead/Mary Jane.
"I cooked up some spice pie wit my trap queen"
by Jesus the All-Knowing September 22, 2018
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Trap Queen

A female woman who is exceptionally proficient at hitting golf shots from sand bunkers, or “traps”
Lindsey is a straight trap queen with her 58 degree wedge
by Aaa678 September 27, 2018
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Chubby Trapped

When your significant other gains "relationship weight" because they are no longer trying to attract a mate. If you are too deep into a serious relationship to dump the person based on appearance, you have just been chubby trapped.
Guy 1 "My girlfriend stopped going to the gym because she thinks we are going to spend the rest of our lives together."
Guy 2 "Ah man! sounds like you've been chubby trapped."
by Tipsy Gypsy March 2, 2011
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