Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.

Hump your crush day was fun on February 3

by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020

Hump nuggets

A hilariously affectionate term for small children—especially your own chaotic offspring—who are equal parts adorable and exhausting. Spawned from a late-night combo of love, sleep deprivation, and questionable vocabulary choices

Too bad you can’t live here and you have to go home to your hump nuggets

by Craigzyc July 26, 2025

Dry humping after party

March 29th. It's a day for after someone birthday party and for the afterparty it will be time to dry humping through the night

Natalie- We will have a dry humping after party

Us- HECK YES

by 67U3jame March 28, 2025

Hump and Dump

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee

Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump

by 😂bitchin! November 9, 2017

hump-et

Some one you want to hump but yet not be seen with in public.

George Bush now i would like to hump-et him!

by Rhidan Mercexerman January 19, 2010

pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.

Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.

by Mayhematty January 23, 2018

piss humping

seizuring to the point of pissing yourself

I looked at a strobe light and started piss humping myself

by Jamie Mosshart August 24, 2010