Hankiest of Handkerchiefs

Meaning 'the best'- The handkerchief that is better than all the rest - usually with a strong attractive pattern / design that makes it the 'Hankiest if Hankerchiefs'

Bob - "Is that blue and burgandy striped handkerchief yours?"
Derek - "Yeah, it's my favourite"
Bob - "Well it sure is a nice looking one"
Derek "It's the Hankiest of Handkerchiefs"

by Hank chief March 15, 2009

Pullin' a Hanger

The act of dropping fecal matter or "droppin' a dook" off of a suspended platform;
ie. A balcony, scaffolding etc.

John: Oh what the hell man, what the fuck are you doing?
Tim: I'm pullin' a hanger man...
John: There's a name for that!? Awh god...
Tim: Ain't nothin' like dookin' off the balcony. Hand me the toilet paper.

by SlimDookin December 7, 2010

caught hairy handed

The act of masturbaiting and getting caught and your excuse is that you were shaving your pubes.

"Hey brandon, were you just masterbaiting?

No I was just Caught hairy handed

by Caught Hairy Handed December 30, 2015

a left handed bandit

Someone who jerks off with their left hand.

Im kinda ambidextrous like Im a lefty but I'm not a left handed bandit.

by Killarank July 12, 2017

Hitchhiker's Handkerchief

Using one's underwear to wipe their behind in the absence of toilet paper.

That hike took a lot longer than I thought it would. I had to use the old Hitchhiker's Handkerchief and now I need new underwear.

by Stzar November 12, 2019

Happy Birthday Haider

I remembered - Good ending

I forgor 💀 - Bad ending

"happy birthday haider!" - Gabe

"hi" - Haider

by merr neewb May 24, 2022

green handed

Getting caught in the act of smoking marijuana

We were smoking a bleezy and her parents walked in and totally caught us green handed

by CR@SHM@N March 16, 2009