garbage hand

When you stick your hand in between your naked asscheeks and rip ass, causing your asscheeks to jiggle all your assham on your hand.

Bro I got a garbage hand wanna smell it?
Bro?
Where'd you go?
Dude...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

Emperors Hand

When one busts a nut in his hand and slaps him/her across the face with it.

I was banging her and instead of nutting in her I nutted on my hand and quickly slapped her across the face with a solid emperors hand. While grabbing her by the pussy.

by Erica V November 23, 2016

Hand Hummer

Another name for an old fashioned handjob.

Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.

by Smash D January 18, 2017

Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.

def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!

by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010

Shake a hand at it

When a male or female is just attractive enough that you would potentially shake you're hand in the "so-so" action. This being when your hand is held out and rocked back and forth to give an "okay or mediocre" judgment rather then a strong approval or dis-approval.

When someones looks are neither good nor bad.

"What did you think of that girl you met last night at the party?" "Eh...I'd shake a hand at it."

by jkalas October 9, 2009

Hand Shannon

Similar to a "Hand Cannon." A "Hand Shannon" is a slapping move made when a boy does not do as he's told.

Man 1: "Why did you leave the Destiny game last night?"
Man 2: "I didn't do the dishes while my girl was gone, got a nice Hand Shannon last night."

by Elyysiar May 28, 2018

Nerd's Hands

When a PC gamer's hand is in a relaxed position, Their hand is moulded like their mouse.When their left hand is in a relaxed position, The pinkie is curled up seeking a shift key.

"Jamie has a serious case of nerd's hands from playing too much PC games."

by Jampo November 2, 2013