Pruning Grapes

The act of artistically styling one's own pubic hair to maximize testicular succulence.

Brad became a man the day he began pruning grapes.

by Oregon Hipster July 27, 2016

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worlds greatest mistake

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Why, I don't know but all I know is that your mom said you were the worlds greatest mistake

by Fuart January 15, 2017

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poppin grapes

Slang term for popping a girl on the head when she's giving a blow job

That bitch was deep into giving me head so I poppin grapes.

by Grape popper March 30, 2017

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Bill Gates

A man who refuses to pull out before ejaculating because he’s obsessed with pumping his junk into everyone on the planet, just like Little Willy Billy Gates of Hell.

Melinda wanted me to pull out but I went the full Bill Gates because I want her to give birth to my genetically modified organism.

by Porky Blunder March 3, 2021

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THE GREATEST DAY ONLY FOR ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL

May 4th. 5th month, 4th day. is the day only for ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Nothing else can be celebrated on this day or you automatically get the worst punishment ever by our CREATOR, AND any day around it. better make it the week just to be safe. i don't want no trouble.

THE GREATEST DAY ONLY FOR ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL is finally here AMEN!!!!!!

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 4, 2022

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