Grass

Something gamers/weebs don't get. it is green in colour and is soft most of the time. it can be both tall and short. gamers often see this in their little games.

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"Today, I went out and touched grass, Nyan-Nyan-Kawai chan!"
"That's amazing, Gamer-Kun! I'll be with you on this journey!"

by Ikea.gender May 4, 2022

grass

Grass. Grass gives you bitches. Aiden will steal them, dip shit

Ted:"you touch grass, you get bitches. Aiden will steal them"
Tod:"WHAT YOU ASSHOLE?!?!?!???!??!!!?!??!?!?!?"

by mr.surber November 7, 2022

Snake in the grass

When a man puts his cock in another man's beard

Was getting head, felt like a snake in the grass

by Alpha1209 November 14, 2022

grass lighting

Its gas light buy with weed

you are tricking a person changing there outlook because they are smoking weed

Rosita Jim is Grass lighting you

by mushroomjoint November 21, 2022

Grass

Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.

"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."

"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

Grass

Snitch a daniel or ruff a short round

A metal detecting nonce

I can’t beleive he’s grassed again,what a bogroll
What a woo woo piece if shit

by Fannyrammer81 September 18, 2022

Touch Grass

This is the meaning of someone telling to go outside, and then touch the green and fresh grass, this is usually used by: People that has a mind, People that DOES not have a mind and only PEOPLE.

Go touch grass, you sweaty idiot.

by SDLolistakenlmao September 26, 2022