gilft

When auto-correct fucks up when you try and write gif

''I tried to write gif but it auto-corrected to gilft wtf''

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 1, 2017

girlfriend weight

When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.

Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?

Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.

by fredyo April 18, 2017

GILF

A Gen-X beautiful older woman who is a grandmother, is desired sexually & hit on frequently by younger men, and does not look her age. Usually she looks 10-15 years younger than her real age.

G.I.L.F. is stands for "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck."

Did you see that gorgeous blond walk by w/ Mary? I need an introduction.

Yeah. She is stunning. I saw her shopping w/ Mary last week. Mary introduced that woman as her Mom.

Damn. Mary has two small boys and is 26. That makes the hot blond *gulp* a grandmother.

Hahaha....that makes the hot blond a GILF. You just had thoughts of sex w/ a grandmother.

Damn right, I did. That is one grandmother I'd like to fuck.

by MellyABQ April 23, 2017

girlfriend veto

This is used when the man in question is making a bad decision. The girlfriend has the right to enforce a veto.

Bf: I'm going out with my friends. Were cliff jumping today!
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.

by LizzieLustmord November 26, 2017

Gilf

Great grandma I’d like to fuck

Damn is that your great grandma? She a gilf bro!😛

by sexygarden May 18, 2018

Gilf

Grandpa I'd Like to F@#$

Francisco Muller is a gilf

by Muller69 May 26, 2018

GILF

Grandmother i would like to fuck

Yo dude your nan's a GILF

by ojs009 June 1, 2018