FAKEY FAKE

A fakey fake is the fakest fan ever. If there is anything ever to be fake about they have probably already faked it
"wow, Linda is such a fakey fake. she said she watched the new my little pony episode but couldn't even tell me all the plot points."
by Samdrue June 06, 2018
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fake landlord

A landlord who pumps beer as well as hot barmaids. They barmaids usually end up doing porno's after. He wants to add a taxi to his repertoire
You seen that Mark recently? Oh the fake landlord
by FakeLandlord March 24, 2018
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Fake Emo

The one person in school who tries to be emo even though their life is fine. They do it to follow into the crowd and for attention.
Person 1: Yeah I have ADHD, depression, I'm bipolar, I have an extreme anxiety disorder, I have tourettes, narcolepsy, PTSD...
Person 2: Are you diagnosed for any of that?
Person 1: Yeah I looked up the symptoms on google

Person 3: Why did you draw fake cuts on your wrists
Person 1: These aren't fake
Person 3: *wipes off the eyeliner from wrists* You're a fake emo
by BroDoinItForClout September 03, 2021
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fake shit

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.
Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.
by guytheginger September 04, 2020
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Fake friends

fake friends r people who chat shit abut u behind ur back andr to scared to say anything 2 ur face. they r pussios. they will become jealous very easily, so if yano wats gud 4 ya, ditch em
Marias such a fake on, she was chatting shit about me on her story . Although she didnt exactly say my name, it wudnt take a fuckin genius 2 figure out who she was talking abt. fake friends smh
by the kanjar that live next door December 16, 2019
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Fake Friend

A single person that pretends to be friends with you only to maintain a friendship with your partner. Often causing relationship problems of doubt and mistrust.
She acts like she's my friend too, but she's a fake friend, always texting my husband trying to make plans that don't include me.
by Calibabe6 September 09, 2017
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Fake disaggression

Good natured harrassment,friendly antagonism, teasing a friend to show affection.
1st guy: Man, you look like a little bitch in that shirt!
2nd guy: What F*** you! I hate you!
1st guy: Calm down ,man. It's just a little
Fake disaggression.

by Leadbelly December 20, 2005
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