A fakey fake is the fakest fan ever. If there is anything ever to be fake about they have probably already faked it
"wow, Linda is such a fakey fake. she said she watched the new my little pony episode but couldn't even tell me all the plot points."
by Samdrue June 06, 2018
A landlord who pumps beer as well as hot barmaids. They barmaids usually end up doing porno's after. He wants to add a taxi to his repertoire
by FakeLandlord March 24, 2018
The one person in school who tries to be emo even though their life is fine. They do it to follow into the crowd and for attention.
Person 1: Yeah I have ADHD, depression, I'm bipolar, I have an extreme anxiety disorder, I have tourettes, narcolepsy, PTSD...
Person 2: Are you diagnosed for any of that?
Person 1: Yeah I looked up the symptoms on google
Person 3: Why did you draw fake cuts on your wrists
Person 1: These aren't fake
Person 3: *wipes off the eyeliner from wrists* You're a fake emo
Person 2: Are you diagnosed for any of that?
Person 1: Yeah I looked up the symptoms on google
Person 3: Why did you draw fake cuts on your wrists
Person 1: These aren't fake
Person 3: *wipes off the eyeliner from wrists* You're a fake emo
by BroDoinItForClout September 03, 2021
When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.
by guytheginger September 04, 2020
fake friends r people who chat shit abut u behind ur back andr to scared to say anything 2 ur face. they r pussios. they will become jealous very easily, so if yano wats gud 4 ya, ditch em
Marias such a fake on, she was chatting shit about me on her story . Although she didnt exactly say my name, it wudnt take a fuckin genius 2 figure out who she was talking abt. fake friends smh
by the kanjar that live next door December 16, 2019
A single person that pretends to be friends with you only to maintain a friendship with your partner. Often causing relationship problems of doubt and mistrust.
She acts like she's my friend too, but she's a fake friend, always texting my husband trying to make plans that don't include me.
by Calibabe6 September 09, 2017
1st guy: Man, you look like a little bitch in that shirt!
2nd guy: What F*** you! I hate you!
1st guy: Calm down ,man. It's just a little
Fake disaggression.
2nd guy: What F*** you! I hate you!
1st guy: Calm down ,man. It's just a little
Fake disaggression.
by Leadbelly December 20, 2005