Finger Phobia

A fear of breaking or cracking your fingers.

Chris told his friends he had finger phobia. Alas, they proceeded to break all his fingers. Children are cruel.

by vincentvanheisenberg May 11, 2016

fingerable

When it's worth fingering

That chick is so fingerable dude

by Ily9432 May 17, 2016

Finger Sprayed

When a person is distracted while shitting and they wipe too early and shit all over their fingers while wiping.

Red was rushing his load so he could be caller #8 for free tickets to Boy George and "Finger Sprayed" his fingers.

by 3$K August 4, 2017

Finger Knives

The downscaled version of finger guns. Instead of pretending like your fingers are guns, you use stabbing motions with your fingers to recreate the cat of stabbing

Friend 1: Alright, I gotta go, see ya!
Friend 2: *Finger Knives* Later dude!

by An_Ok_Dumbass October 27, 2017

Finger knees

A different fun way to say knuckles

My finger knees started to bleed after punching the wall again

by Mrs. Suzan Sanders November 17, 2018

Finger Punched My Fart Box

When you get done taking a nasty deuce and you take the toilet paper to wipe your glory hole and as you are wiping your finger plunges through the toilet paper right into your butthole.

"Dude I'm pissed. I went to wipe my ass and I finger punched my fart box!"

by SRACRacer18 December 13, 2018

Finger Basket

The act of putting your hands together back-to-back and sliding into the vagina then tickling the insides. Giving the illusion of a wiggling basket.

He gave me the best f*cking finger basket last night.

I got finger basketed last night.

I’m going to give her a good finger basket tonight.

by iloveeden June 26, 2019