to tette og ei badehette

Livet handler om to tette og ei badehette. Mange vil si det er selve meninga med livet.

Philosophical dude: Hey man, I often wonder what the meaning of this life is.
Orcacel: Let me enlighten you, it's to tette og ei badehette.

by Elektroblaster2000 March 3, 2018

Ei

A type of frog that is extremely rude.

I was kicked in the shin by an ei.

by It smell June 2, 2021

Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

one eyed cocksucker

The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker

He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers

by donno1980 December 2, 2016

round eyed ricky's

The surprised look on someone when they slowly and gently lower themselves into large cylindrical items

Bob: “Why are you walking funny Barbara?”

Barbara: “I had a long weekend of doing

round eyed ricky's with friends”

Bob: “oh”

by TNA Drinks March 9, 2020

Dirty brown eyed stinker

When a man or woman pulls down their pants, places their asscheeks in someone’s face and farts.

My friend Tyler drank a couple of my beers last night, so I gave him a dirty brown eyed stinker while he was sleeping.

by Boner Bobby December 10, 2023

burnt-eyed

It's when you have spent lots os hours in front of a computer during a lot of hours, and your eyes are red, and you feel like your eyes are burning; specially if you've been playing very addictive videogames for a long time (for instance: +8 hours)

Guy 1.- Dude, you look burnt-eyed again, have you been playing WoW again?
Guy 2 .- Not really, I started at midnight farming some stuff for my guild.
Guy 1 .- Dude!! It's midday now!! I think you've got a serious problem, uh.....

by Uxiesama July 25, 2012