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Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017
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One eyed whistle

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
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Slant-Eyed Rice Field Pussy

When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass
I like to fuck that slant-eyed rice field pussy just like I like pounding mochi.
by Komoot May 19, 2021
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Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!
by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023
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nigga eyed

Man or woman who has lust for a black person.
Man, Brett is nigga eyed for That Hooter girl Kelly!
by RonMark46 March 29, 2021
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Bok-eyed pass

The Bok-eyed pass is used in Rugby Union and was invented in South Africa by U14 schoolboys. Johan Erasmus then elevated it to the international stage claiming it to be a new innovation along with other means of deliberate & underhand foul play that incompetent referees & World Rugby fail to punish.

Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking’ subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’.
“Forward pass referee!”. Ref: “No, you’re playing the Springboks, that was a Bok-eyed pass, perfected by Rassie”. Genius.
by Spratman July 21, 2025
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one eyed spitting python

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*
by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015
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