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Cool Ethan

The act of putting a large ice cube in your ass and squeezing it out into a womans vagina after ejaculating in her vagina.
I fucked her so hard she was beggin for a "Cool Ethan"!
by Joe Trio November 13, 2007
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Ethan

A fucking gay ass mother fucker who can only bench press 65lb and looks like a mouse with a small scrotum . He also likes Asian dick.
by Gaynigg May 21, 2016
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Ethan

The male main character of the Pokémon Gold and Silver as well as the remakes, Heartgold and Soulsilver. His female counterpart is Lyra.
Red and Blue: Ash (or Red)
Gold and Silver: Ethan & Lyra
Ruby and Sapphire: Brendan & May
Diamond and Pearl: Lucas & Dawn
Black and White: Hilbert & Hilda
by nahtecojp September 13, 2011
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Ethans dick

Known as a very small body part that you can only see with use of a microscope
Person 1: Have you seen Ethans dick?
Person 2: no I don't have a microscope
by Smedgd April 23, 2017
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Ethan

Ethan is usually the loud one at school the one that blurts out things in class to be funny, but is really hard to tell what he's thinking. He hides his feelings away and keep them there and acts like nothing's wrong, he'll put people's problems in front of his and ignore his feelings. If you become his friend he's more than just the class clown, he's the most nicest and caring person you'll meet. He'll ask you if your okay every second he thinks your not happy. He'll give you compliments and tell you funny jokes that make you smile, and when you make him smile his eyes seem to become brighter almost and he just seems more happier than usual.

He'll text you all night if your feeling a bit down or if he just wants to talk to you. Once you become his friend, you'll never want to leave him.
I never want to leave Ethan ever,
by Heyisme June 18, 2017
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Ethan

You know Ethan? He’s a bit of a cunt
by Madan2204 November 3, 2017
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ethanol

Apparently most big oil and car companies think that it is perfectly moral to use up the earths shrinking farmland to turn corn into gas to drive their big ass Hummers, SUVs and to fuel their smart bombs to vaporize people in the middle east. While that same farmland can be used to feed some of the 1.2 billion people living in absolute poverty.
socially conscious american-" ethanol cured my uncle's prostate cancer and won the war on terror"
by mAgik bUS September 16, 2006
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