ELI WITHDRAWAL

when someone starts seeing Eli everywhere, and can't stop thinking about him

hey buddy Im having Eli withdrawal, i keep seeing him everywhere

by Ohio Wiggle Master February 6, 2025

Eli

A blonde tattle tale, after about a week pf exposure youll notice thats Eli's are self centered, stereotypical blonde, gay, ass slapping, sadistic, life ruining, Ipad kid addict, toelicking, balltapping, entitled, main character, mistake to walk across this planet. If you meet an Eli, PLOT YOUR COURSE CAREFULLY!

They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'

Eli has become an insult

Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."

by GoFigure0 February 14, 2025

Eli Glover

YouTuber well known for Tacoma Sub videos and Gooning

Did seen Eli Glover Gooning right before he crashed out?

by Big_Nigga_smedly February 18, 2025

Elis

A very very gay man

I went to the pride parade and saw Elis

by Emilee A March 3, 2025

Eli

Eli is a super sweet guy loves riding and his friends especially his best friend he an outgoing type of guy and a great boyfriend he’s humble great at baseball and making people laugh.

Eli is hilarious

by anonymous March 23, 2025

No Eli

A proper term to use when someone says something very inappropriate or towards little girls

“Yo she kinda bad, but she 10– No eli”
“Me and my mans finna run a 2 man but they in 6th grade, No Eli”
“Imma hit it raw even if she 7, no eli”
“Do you think if I crack this 4th grader, I can get away with it? (no eli)”
“I know you in 8th grade but hypothetically if you let me crack would you snitch?” (No eli)

by Midnightthinker17 March 23, 2025

tia and elis

Not meant for each other at all

Tia and Elis can never be together as Eli’s is a prick

by Not me so dont tbink jts me June 23, 2024