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eggs-up

British slang. Similar to inna.

Very curious and nosy person.
This dude is stupid, weird and eggs-up! It's really dangerous to be friends with him!
by indie English June 16, 2011
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jade egg

Jade eggs are a tool a woman uses to strengthen her pelvic floor muscle by doing keigel exercises.
I bought me a jade egg cuz my dude cock is huge n I want my pussy to stay tight n not b all loose n blown out
by VICTORY CREMESAXON May 25, 2017
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Gut Egg

A fart that builds up/accumulates within ones gut that is eventually escapes in one sharp, short burst, rather like an egg.
N.b. can also apply to a shit after a particularly heavy night, when the consistency is particularly hard and round.
I just laid a right gut egg
by raggaraggaragga June 28, 2010
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Fresh Eggs

fresh eggs | frɛʃ ɛɡz |
noun derogatory New Zealand colloquialism

Naive city folk who move to a rural area with the idea of living a stereotypical “country lifestyle”. Lifestyle blockers who get a chicken on their 0.5ha land and put up a sign at the end of their driveway to sell “Fresh Eggs”.
Town local: “Did you meet the new neighbours?”
Another town local: “Penny and Wade McCarthy?”
Town local: “Yeah. They’re a couple of fresh eggs from Auckland.”
Other town local: “Mate! I just sold them a chook coop for $400.”
by TVNZ October 31, 2018
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egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.
Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
by gndhs December 10, 2008
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Smashing eggs

The act of two males either:

(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015
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Egg Day

Germanic Fertility Festival, Celebrated on giant hills with the consumption of solid chocolate eggs or Raw eggs if your friends suck.
Paul: Hey you attend the egg day ceremony?

Adele: Aww yeah and now i am fertile
by THECATONTHEHAT August 9, 2012
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