eggs-up

British slang. Similar to inna.

Very curious and nosy person.

This dude is stupid, weird and eggs-up! It's really dangerous to be friends with him!

by indie English June 16, 2011

Lay an egg

To take a big shit

"I've got to go lay an egg!!!"

by sunnystormyblue April 17, 2021

Whisking An Egg

Verb; to smash one out, see masturbate.

I was whisking an egg in your kitchen last night.

by captinjapseye January 2, 2011

Egg Dippies

What a massive retard would call French Toast

Person 1: I had egg dippies for breakfast
Person 2: The fuck is egg dippies?
Person 1: Its where you fry bread dipped in egg
Person 2: That's called French Toast you massive retard

by jetmysterydino November 7, 2021

Team Egg

An awesome unit comprised of the egg white and the yolk. The egg white - a healthy, lean, standup component of Team Egg. But do not be fooled the egg white is known to emit a sticky white substance. The yolk - the unhealthy, unstable, less reputable componet known to cause havoc from time to time. But know to a very few as good wholesome company. When combined Team Egg is a dangerous force to reckon with.

"There goes Team Egg. Ugh, they think they're so cool."
"I know! Wait ...they're looking over here, look away. I said look away!!!."

by Foxy44 January 11, 2010

Smashing eggs

The act of two males either:

(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.

Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.

by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015

egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 10, 2008