eggs-up

British slang. Similar to inna.

Very curious and nosy person.

This dude is stupid, weird and eggs-up! It's really dangerous to be friends with him!

by indie English June 17, 2011

Fresh Eggs

fresh eggs | frɛʃ ɛɡz |
noun derogatory New Zealand colloquialism

Naive city folk who move to a rural area with the idea of living a stereotypical “country lifestyle”. Lifestyle blockers who get a chicken on their 0.5ha land and put up a sign at the end of their driveway to sell “Fresh Eggs”.

Town local: “Did you meet the new neighbours?”
Another town local: “Penny and Wade McCarthy?”
Town local: “Yeah. They’re a couple of fresh eggs from Auckland.”
Other town local: “Mate! I just sold them a chook coop for $400.”

by TVNZ November 01, 2018

tinder egg

Pregnancy - Resulting from a night steamy night of passion after slagging it up on tinder.... a tinder egg... the present that keeps on giving!

That dude got more than he bargained for, she gave him a tinder egg...

by Geoffers January 19, 2017

Whisking An Egg

Verb; to smash one out, see masturbate.

I was whisking an egg in your kitchen last night.

by captinjapseye January 02, 2011

jade egg

Jade eggs are a tool a woman uses to strengthen her pelvic floor muscle by doing keigel exercises.

I bought me a jade egg cuz my dude cock is huge n I want my pussy to stay tight n not b all loose n blown out

by VICTORY CREMESAXON May 25, 2017

Team Egg

An awesome unit comprised of the egg white and the yolk. The egg white - a healthy, lean, standup component of Team Egg. But do not be fooled the egg white is known to emit a sticky white substance. The yolk - the unhealthy, unstable, less reputable componet known to cause havoc from time to time. But know to a very few as good wholesome company. When combined Team Egg is a dangerous force to reckon with.

"There goes Team Egg. Ugh, they think they're so cool."
"I know! Wait ...they're looking over here, look away. I said look away!!!."

by Foxy44 January 11, 2010

eggs colorado

Burnt eggs.

You had the heat too high! You now have eggs Colorado.

by kittymccockfolds July 03, 2018