by indie English June 17, 2011
fresh eggs | frɛʃ ɛɡz |
noun derogatory New Zealand colloquialism
Naive city folk who move to a rural area with the idea of living a stereotypical “country lifestyle”. Lifestyle blockers who get a chicken on their 0.5ha land and put up a sign at the end of their driveway to sell “Fresh Eggs”.
noun derogatory New Zealand colloquialism
Naive city folk who move to a rural area with the idea of living a stereotypical “country lifestyle”. Lifestyle blockers who get a chicken on their 0.5ha land and put up a sign at the end of their driveway to sell “Fresh Eggs”.
Town local: “Did you meet the new neighbours?”
Another town local: “Penny and Wade McCarthy?”
Town local: “Yeah. They’re a couple of fresh eggs from Auckland.”
Other town local: “Mate! I just sold them a chook coop for $400.”
Another town local: “Penny and Wade McCarthy?”
Town local: “Yeah. They’re a couple of fresh eggs from Auckland.”
Other town local: “Mate! I just sold them a chook coop for $400.”
by TVNZ November 01, 2018
Pregnancy - Resulting from a night steamy night of passion after slagging it up on tinder.... a tinder egg... the present that keeps on giving!
by Geoffers January 19, 2017
by captinjapseye January 02, 2011
I bought me a jade egg cuz my dude cock is huge n I want my pussy to stay tight n not b all loose n blown out
by VICTORY CREMESAXON May 25, 2017
An awesome unit comprised of the egg white and the yolk. The egg white - a healthy, lean, standup component of Team Egg. But do not be fooled the egg white is known to emit a sticky white substance. The yolk - the unhealthy, unstable, less reputable componet known to cause havoc from time to time. But know to a very few as good wholesome company. When combined Team Egg is a dangerous force to reckon with.
"There goes Team Egg. Ugh, they think they're so cool."
"I know! Wait ...they're looking over here, look away. I said look away!!!."
"I know! Wait ...they're looking over here, look away. I said look away!!!."
by Foxy44 January 11, 2010
A fart that builds up/accumulates within ones gut that is eventually escapes in one sharp, short burst, rather like an egg.
N.b. can also apply to a shit after a particularly heavy night, when the consistency is particularly hard and round.
N.b. can also apply to a shit after a particularly heavy night, when the consistency is particularly hard and round.
by raggaraggaragga June 24, 2010