eye m sofa king we todd ed

A funny way to say "I am so fucking retarded". Mostly used by drunks to fool their friends.

"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"

by Chipperbud October 18, 2013

I am sofa king we todd ed

I am so fucking retarded.

i am sofa king we todd ed for pussy.

by sofa king pimp March 30, 2010

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

by Rick May 18, 2004

edee

A awesome girl, very pretty and attractive, mostly chill af and very funny. Also very fun to hang around with and the perfect person for sports (very athletic)

Yo did u see Edee
Yeah at soccer?

Yeah she's soooo good

by Hdjdbdb August 8, 2016

Edee

A type of girl who teases you so much, you end up being friends with her. She has a somewhat minded person and fun to hangout with.

Edee: Hey (Name) you're so mean that you are better than me!

by Random Legend April 14, 2019

Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed)

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!

Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!

by sweetpea April 8, 2004

(T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)

1)To excessively "one-up" someone

2)To be the victim of great misfortune

3)A person that ruins a story with their own better version

4)Establish your dominance without doing anything

"Man, I was walking down the street and this guy got (T)otally(R)ediculously own(ed) by a cement truck."

"All my stories pale in comparison since I got (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."

"No need to do that, I've already been (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."

by DaSmidgen October 3, 2008