When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
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by Daneri betances October 3, 2022
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The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.
by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
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by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025
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synonyms: Chach, Prettyboy, Irrelevant
“Chapin Eagles lose to Dutch Fork Silver Foxes 86-0, I think we all know they should stick to 4A.”
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by YourMomLovesDis September 23, 2018
Get the Chapin Eaglemug.