Cough e

another word for coffee

hey cough e

by Feras MQ May 3, 2018

E-Learning

The system where teachers double the amount of work, and cut in half the amount of effort

Jack: Fuckin’ hate e-learning.

Jill: Honestly, these teachers doubled the amount of homework, and they don’t work hard at all

by cranberry juice is superior October 28, 2020

e-HIV

e-HIV is an internet disease with its name being a derivative of a combination between AIDS / HIV and ethernet. It infects other internet users after social contact through messages, posts or even music. We know this as the first case of e-hiv was found within the Kardashian family. It is rumoured that they were super spreaders with their tv-shows and awful music.

Some possible symptoms of e-HIV are; believing the earth is flat, thinking ripple will hit $100, posting sketchy links to Chinese PDF files and using sharpies in an interesting way. So far the only known cure is joining r/altstreetbets.

Bob really suffers from e-HIV, he got scammed for €50k

The mod could instantly tell that the creator of the post was dealing with e-HIV as he linked to a malware filled file

by On of the mods December 30, 2020

e monster

a monster created by EVAN and part of the E FOUNDATION

DO NOT LET THIS E MONSTER BREACH ITS CONTAINMENT AGAIN

by evanger_11 March 5, 2021

e-errand

Running errands online, such as shopping or paying bills.

"I'm heading to the coffee shop for an hour to get online and run some e-errands."

by PeggyKJ January 29, 2012

e-dap

This is a variation of the dap that can be used when you would like to give a physical dap, such as to congratulate your friend on something great they did or are doing, but you are communicating in a manner that makes a physical dap unfeasible, usually electronic, e.g. email, chat, or sms. (See dap.)

I can't believe you are staying on track with your salad for lunch plan. I am gonna grab a burger, e-dap.

by vitaminjeff March 20, 2012

e-cottaging

When unprotected computer users engage in sex talk in seedy public chatrooms.

George Michael loves e-cottaging, he prefers it to real cottaging because he can do it at home in his slippers and dressing gown.

by WelshAsian January 15, 2012