Dump the Jerk

When a man masturbates whilst pooping.

"Oh man, Kimberly sent me a pic while I was on the toilet last night and it totally got me to dump the jerk."

"Nasty dude. That's my sister."

by Extra Bec April 15, 2010

Rob Dump

A large stool deposit left by a person that will not flush down the toilet.

Holy cow he just took a Rob Dump!

by And3Suby October 23, 2008

Dump Hit

To blast tha bitches asshole with your shlong.

I finna dump hit that ass with tha meat.

by MopDawg December 27, 2003

phantom dump

The act of defecating in a unorthodox location. Perhaps a mailbox, sneaker,notebook, or golf hole. The chagrin and befuddlement of those who discover it is the payoff.

Tom: Dude, I can't believe you phantom dumped in Elmer's chocolate milk.

Chris: That was retribution for the dead leg he gave me yesterday.

Tom: I'd say your even now.

Chris: word.

by job pilsen May 12, 2009

core dump

To take a massive shit after being constipated a few days

I took a Dulcolax a few hours ago and just now I did a core dump into the toilet. Man did that feel good!

by pentozali October 20, 2014

dump oil

the oil produced by a butt in order to pass a large poo. Often used as an insult to ones intellegence.

OMG you dump oil! I can't believe you just sent your bank account info to your online girlfriend!

by Kitalpha January 27, 2010

Grass Dump

A senior project that makes a mockery of the spirit of the college of engineering. More specifically, when a team takes a used dirt trailer and installs a hydraulics kit on it. Often a Sivy is assigned to do FEA on it, which is doubtful to happen even if he says it has.

Me: What's your senior project?
Rob: Grass Dump
Me: What's that?
Rob: A piece of shit
Me: Oh, so THAT was your grass dump

by Grass Dump Hater June 23, 2007