Son of a donkey

A stubborn jackass, such as a jerk hole who takes people's words.

That Son of a donkey stole my word and wrote a definition on urban dictionary.

by CapnCole May 13, 2019

The tail is on the donkey

The party's over. The fun has been had. Time to leave & go home/find a new party.

"Are you ready to go or should we stay?"
"Dude, let's bounce. The tail is on the donkey."

bounce

by The Lilmeister October 15, 2011

Pin the tail in the donkey

Erotic reimagination of the popular party game. Female blindfolds male before rotating him 10 full turns. She must then assume the doggy position. It is the goal of the male to pin his 'tail' inside the ass of the mule.

That party last weekend was rad, bro

Dude we can't be friends anymore, the guests all left after you tried to initiate a game of pin the tail in the donkey

Whatever man, that chick took dick like a true hero

by God backwards is Dog May 18, 2018

Donkey Sanchez

When a male (ideally) is "rooting" his beloved in the anal cavity, strikes her on the back of the cranium, in order to induce clenching of the chocolate starfish... He then completes the manouvere by wiping the anal residue on her upper lip... He then tells his mates and earns brownie points....

Oh my god, Ive just had a Donkey Sanchez

by Wrong Midget October 18, 2008

donkeyfuck

When one uses another's cigarette or cigar, to light their own while both are still in their own respective mouths.

Hey John, I don't have a lighter for my cigarette, let me donkeyfuck yours.

by jezzeballe October 7, 2008

donkey style

A sexual act wherein the adult male places luggage on the adult female's back before mounting her doggy style.

Ryan: "Hey Rico, have you seen my Sampsonite suitcase?"
Rico: "Oh yeah, I put it on my wife last night."
Ryan: "Nice! Donkey Style!"
Rico: "Yeah, Zazzy let's me do whatever I want on Friday nights."
Ryan: "TGIF, my man!"
Rico: "Desaint!" (See urban dictionary definition for "desaint")

by ryan doolittle September 27, 2007

Burning Donkey

A burning donkey is when two individuals ingage in anal sex using "ICY HOT" as an anal lube, And then perform a "Donkey Punch".

See Donkey Punch for further Definition.

"Last week I met up with that whore whisper and whiped ICY HOT on the condom before I ass fucked her, im sure it burned like a mother fucker, so to make her forget about the pain in her ass, I Donkey Punched her, I guess you could say I gave her a Burning Donkey ."

by Johnny Do Gooder September 6, 2006