donkey knocker

Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.

YUP. (*--*) WHAT?

Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.

But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.

by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018

donkey diving

1. When the guy in a relationship sleeps with his girlfriends sister without her knowing about it.

2. Having sex with your girlfriends sister.

"Dude, are you really gonna go donkey diving?"

"I can't beleive my boyfriend went donkey diving on me!!!"

by amandaul October 20, 2014

Sewer Donkey

When a person (either sex) is a sweet little angel, goody two shoes, whole hearted sweetheart etc, when at home/ around the community. Then proceeds to be a party hungry, attention seeking, sloppy, whore when the night falls/ leaves the country.

Friend 1 - " So apparently my Jesus loving, church camp counsellor, never been drunk in her life sister is living it up half way across the world getting wasted and getting pictures with strange dudes. Thanks for the update facebook."
Friend 2 - " Nice. Your sisters a sewer donkey."
Friend 1 - "Dick."

Randy loved going to all the bible college parties because 8/10 times he would take home a sewer donkey.

by Wayne Moonwalker May 9, 2014

Swamp Donkey

A Democrat deeply rooted in dirty or underhanded Washington DC politics.

Did you see that new Democratic Congresswoman?
Yeah... I hope she doesn't end up being a swamp donkey...

by PhoenixAscendant April 2, 2019

Square Donkey

In polish, a saying meaning "idiot".

"You're a square donkey!"

by Sebastian32 November 3, 2008

Donkey Nation

I group of men who set out to be the most intoxicated people in the streets while acting like fools in all circumstances. The group originated in New Orleans, Louisiana in the early 1990's and has spread to Southern California and Europe.

That must be the Donkey Nation. No one else would behave so poorly.

by DonkeyNation October 15, 2008

donkey weave

Ratchet, cheap 99 cent store weave you catch your black next door neighbor wearing. Also can be decribed as a Keri Hilson weave

Tiesha snatched Brit's donkey weave because she stole her chicken.

by brittneyslut September 28, 2013