Ferret davies is an unusual human that looks like the animal ferret usually bad hair and mum can be a whore or the unusual human can be born a mistake and is to live in a garbage can
by Jkftd September 10, 2016
A tall, white guy who you think is strange at first but turns out to be the most loving and caring guy ever. Has a unique sense of style but stands out from the crowd especially with his bright yellow car. Obsessed with trains and planes and literally learns about his degree in politics for fun.
Who's that in the bright blue jumper? Oh that's Kieran Davies
That's a bright yellow car. Oh yeah that Kieran Davies car he likes to stand out from the crowd
I thought that tall, white guy was Kieran Davies for a sec
That's a bright yellow car. Oh yeah that Kieran Davies car he likes to stand out from the crowd
I thought that tall, white guy was Kieran Davies for a sec
by MeiXin December 09, 2023
Male jacked from the high heavens. Has the quirky power to give you the most deadliest of spirit fingers known to man. Once beat Arnold Palmer in a badminton contest. Wears tights to bed because he likes the way it feels and makes his legs look fierce. Isn’t afraid to stand in the crowd and twerk like Tina from bobs burgers. Once adopted a squirrel to try to raise an army to over throw the government. Has excellent painting skills. Can out paint the biggest 2nd grader you will ever see. Some people call him a genetic freak others call him the daddy wrangler 4000! With nipples the size of a small marble. He once bought a jar of pickles, then returned them because he couldn’t get the lid open. This is the type of pure peak specimen you get when you mix Barry bonds Michelle Feiffer and ash Ketchum.
This mother fuck is Aaron davis
by Imuhtractor June 07, 2022
by Bexamillion August 31, 2010
A guy who typically stands in clubs who is unable to talk to females. This type of guy is often given advice on how to pull by women but rarely gets the chance to pull one himself.
Usually seen around the bar or lurking in the middle of the dancefloor, jealous of everyone guy around him who is getting knee deep in vagina. This type of guy typically loves porn and usually has blisters on his hands from excessive masterbating.
Usually seen around the bar or lurking in the middle of the dancefloor, jealous of everyone guy around him who is getting knee deep in vagina. This type of guy typically loves porn and usually has blisters on his hands from excessive masterbating.
by Mtj December 23, 2012
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