Pork Cup

Stimulating your ballsac with suction acupunctural therapy

Jack got blue balled too hard, so he had to get a pork cup to relieve himself

by Cr67 September 19, 2017

Cup-Crushing

expression of anxiety, nervousness or restless boredom. This behaviour is often exhibited at house parties and clubs by the designated drivers.

It is the 21st century equivalent of 'twiddling ones fingers'.

Lucas was standing at the wall aimlessly crushing his empty plastic cup, waiting for the party to end.

Joey was found Cup-Crushing backstage before his big performance.

by designated_driver September 11, 2010

cup of poision

when you fart into your hand then closing it and releasing it into ones face

He just gave him a cup of poision

by shitcupofnigeria September 25, 2011

cup-fucking

When someone does not have enough money to buy a sex toy. Instead they make one from objects you can find at home.

I walked in on him cup-fucking a glove.

by laborra November 23, 2013

cocks in a cup

Usually an expression of shock, to express ones disbelief to a fucked up situation.

"Gary... I think i may have aids"
"Cocks in a Cup! your fucked mate.."

by Leonardo Esse February 8, 2008

zaeluthein cup

An ancient Greek tradition where a man uses his hands to stretch out and pull his scrotum into a bowl or cup shape. Wine is then poured into the scrotum cup to be drank and quench the thirst of his lover. It is recommended to not try the zaeluthein cup over white sheets because the scrotum cup is prone to spillage.

I let her drink from my zaeluthein cup until she was drunk from wine and lust.

by Ultimaonline July 20, 2008

cherry cup

When one pops a girl's cherry by fisting a girl. The hand catches the blood like a cup.

Maria was a virgin, but last night while I was feeling around up there I popped her cherry. Then it soon became a cherry cup experience.

by cherrylover99999 May 15, 2014