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COVID-19

I HATE COVID-19
by Darkness666 November 2, 2020
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Covid filter

The protective discomfort that comes from viewing pre-Covid television shows and movies through the lens of currently necessary social/physical distancing and mask-wearing. Feeling distracted or distressed by characters that share food and drinks, talk closely, don't distance or wear masks.
I had a hard time turning off my Covid filter when watching Dirty Dancing. Everybody was just too close together and breathing each other's air.
by cchat November 21, 2020
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Covid camel

When you lost your sense of smell from covid and fuck the girl who everyone knows has a stinky vagina.
I cant wait to get fell better so i can get some covid camel.

Bro, do i smell funny i washed down there but im afraid i still smell like covid camel.
by Enkahh November 30, 2021
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Covid Golfer

Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.
Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.
by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022
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Covid's Metamorphoses

An epic poem, waiting to be written.
Chronicling the transformations of the world, from its creation to its breakdown, due to the coronavirus and the self-deification a Julius Caesar wannabe, Covid's Metamorphoses will be read in the 22nd Century as a charming fable of humanity as it once was.
by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2020
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Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.
by brxxdie February 15, 2022
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covid herd

1. A group of people gathering together during a widespread panic with no protective measures.
2. A group of people protesting during a serious catastrophe with no protective measures
The Covid herd hit the beach this despite warnings not to.
by TavG April 19, 2020
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