counter-protestor

Hater of freedom of speech and the right to peacefully assemble.

Counter-protestors, a term coined by mass media, arrived in Charlottesville, VA this past weekend to "protest" a group who had a permit to peacefully assemble to show their disapproval of the planned removal of the Statue of Robert E. Lee, a man who served the United States Armed Services faithfully for thirty years.

by Guokas0422 August 17, 2017

Counter Strike Grenade Cocksucker

When your playing Counter Strike and your friend keeps throwing grenades like an asshole. Typically a friend trying to establish his manhood in a game meant for people with no lives.

Another grenade? That guy is a Counter Strike Grenade Cocksucker!!!!!!

by Mike2016 April 4, 2020

countercountermeasure

a very very long word that i have no darn clue what it means

countercountermeasure

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022

comment countdown

The time someone must wait until they can talk about a leaving person or persons, so that they will not hear. Usually to criticize or laugh about something involving the leaving person(s).

Waitress: I'll be right back with your order.

Comment Countdown Begins: 5... 4.... 3....

Person 1: Dude that waitress was bangin.

Person 2: Way to break the comment countdown, I think she heard you.

by tcm96 May 31, 2010

Sperm Count Dracula

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"

by Dan Scum November 4, 2013

count one for the home team

An expression used to signify something good has happened, or can be used to express congratulations. Its antonym is count one for the away team.

<hohoh0> Why dont you msg your gf telling her IM GONNA GET A PUSSY AND BOOB JOB, I BET YOULL LUB ME UP. she'd think we're the most horrid people EVER eheh
<Stan> nah she would count one for the home team

by BOLIVER February 3, 2003

Count Deg

A mythological man born in the early 1800s in Sweden. It was rumored he slayed thousands of young men and served their blood to his guests. He was stabbed to death in 1930 but people say he has been reborn and lives in Illinois. He is pure evil and extremely cunning.

Count Deg is the best party host I know.

by Jeremy September 5, 2004