Crooky cookies

When your at a friend or relative's house and the cookie something super disgusting but you pretend you love it and you say to yourself I gotta crooky cookie it which means you got to get out of there now

(* this is discusting I better crooky cookies this or I'm finna die*)

by Xxmeowmeow. January 25, 2019

cookie slut

A person who loves cookies way too much.

Can you guys believe how much of a cookie slut Josh is?

by PurpsJL November 4, 2017

asshole cookie

It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips

Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie

by Cookiemonsta123456789 February 15, 2018

cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time

Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Cookies Iced

When a girls enjoys having a guy cream on the areola of her hot little titties.

1) Mary said" "I like my cookies ICED, he is a hottie in my little kitchen"

2) I iced up her cookies and she went wild!

by Mr Doobie May 8, 2008

Cookie Carver

A newly formed racial slur thats used for asian people as it originates from a popular netflix Korean series called “Squid Game” where theres a challenge where contestants had to carve out a shape from a honeycomb carefully as to not break the shape in order to avoid getting eliminated (killed).

John 1: Hey bro, have you ever wanted to travel to Korea?
John 2: Nah bro, because I don’t like those Cookie Carvers over there

by Fim-Fompples November 5, 2021

Cookies & Creme

When a man ejaculates into an Oreo™ cookie and forces himself to eat it whilst dipping it into a cup of his own "milk".

Jackson was so hungry and horny last night that he did a Cookies & Creme on himself.

by Problemo Pan February 4, 2021