Condomsation

The moisture outside of a condom.

Damn! There was a lot of condomsation last night.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

Concord

Concord is a town in Eastern Massachusetts full of cool, smart, rich kids (and druggies, but not many). Most of them are not druggies and know that their town is wealthy. Others are just dumbasses and sniff sharpies and think that they are ghetto. Concord is known for being the start of the Revolutionary War with the shot heard around the world. This actually happened in Concord, not Lexington. Concord is also known for its great school systems, which are actually better than the ones in towns like Acton, even though Acton likes to think they are just as good (but they are not). People like Louisa May Alcott, Henry David Thoreau, and Ralph Waldo Emerson lived in Concord. Don't mess with kids in Concord, because chances are one of them will grow up to be president.

Kids who live in Concord are probably smarter than those that live in, say, Acton or Carlisle.

Most houses in Concord are not worth a million dollars.

by Katie884 July 28, 2008

condom hat

a hat which resembles a condom

That stupid fly bitch is wearing a condom hat

by Bean Flickers December 5, 2002

Condoleezza Rice

High on the U.S government ladder as the National Security Advisor. Could possibly end up the first (Black) woman president if she tried, but can someone...

PLEASE find that desperate looking, gap-toothed bitch a man????????

by sexie chocolate October 30, 2004

Cell phone Condom

The case or clip that holds your cellular phone.

Practice safe text, wear a Cell phone Condom

by gammadelta1 October 15, 2007

A Ghetto Condom

A banana peel, peeled from the bottom (not the stem end). It is placed on the erect penis and then secured by wrapping the peel with tape in critical spots. With the stem still attatched it is located at the head of the penis thusly allowing it to double as a free method of abortion as it would scrape out any fetus located in the wome. Works best for those with a curved penis. Not recommended for anal intercourse without first removing the stem.

"She was quite moist and ready to engage in sexual intercourse. But being the gentleman that I am, I refused politely as I had no form of protection. She then pointed to a fruit basket. She peeled the banana, inserted the edible portion into her anus, and then secured the peel to my erect willy creating 'A Ghetto Condom' and awaited penetration. While engaging in intercourse I noticed I had pulled out a 7 month old fetus. Upon dicovering this my willy turned flacid and I fled with great swiftness"

by Brian Hassett April 6, 2008

Condoleelza Rice

sounds like a mexican dish
maybe we should put her on a plate so the mexicans ca eat fer

White Power

Mexican #1:"Horale Vato, les go ged us sum condaleeza rice eh. Mayb wit sum beangs u no vato."

Mexican #2:"simon Guey"

by kill3r_n00b February 7, 2005