residual comment

When you are walking somewhere with a group of people and you are addressing one friend in particular,but a stranger catches your eye and you make that comment directly to them instead.

Your friend Jason makes a crude gesture

(while a women emerges from a store in front of you, catching your eye)
you respond to Jason by saying
"I never want to see your face again"
but you are still looking at the strange women
Then you say
"oh that was a really bad residual comment"

by seen-your-pics September 13, 2009

Ninja-Commenting / Liking

When one Comments or Likes a post up to 2 seconds after its posted. (On Facebook.)

WARNING: This action can get very annoying for the person recieving the notifications.

Girl 1: Oh man, I was on Facebook last night, and this guy is TOTALLY ninja-commenting / liking everything I post! SOO annoying.

Girl 2: Oh jees. That sucks...

by LoLfAcEbOoKfTw October 20, 2009

impulsive commenter

Somebody that comments on facebook very quickly and always has to have the last word.

Megan Hartman is an impulsive commenter

by teejk000 December 30, 2010

Facebook Commitment

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.

John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.

by hahagoe September 6, 2012

steering committee

Group of people who think they are smart and make decisions on things that affect other people even though they don't really understand what they are doing. Usually comprised of corporate manager types...and at least one pretentious Wharton grad who thinks he's the shit because he went to same school as Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump.

The assholes in the steering committee really fucked this regional meeting. Like...really fucked it.

by Mr. Boaty McBoatface March 29, 2017

go commit die

the innocent way to tell someone to kill themselves.
also there's more ways to say it not just one.
(tags say a bunch of ways to say go commit die)

Random fortnite 9-year old: haha i killed u noob xdddddd
Guy who got killed: Go commit die.

by macoroni box June 3, 2019

go commit oof

When someone says this to you. there is no coming back. It's the worst insult you could probably imagine.
You will instantly die and you will hear a giant oof.

jeff: go commit toaster bath.
luke: go commit oof.
Jeff:*dies and makes the oof sound

by ur granny tranny 690 April 11, 2019