A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
Get the Closet Banditmug. "Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"
by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023
Get the closeted shirtmug. An animated children's series produced by MoonScoop Entertainment3 and Telegael Teoranta. The series is mainly aimed for children ages 2 to 7 years old.
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
Get the Chloe's Closetmug. (noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.
Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?
Jenny: No! That's disgusting!
Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
Jenny: No! That's disgusting!
Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
by J. Bloom May 13, 2014
Get the Closet Tossermug. by WhoaJobama1234 May 19, 2021
Get the In the closetmug. 'Closet demon' a name of some asshole named "Abrar Muhammad Ashiq" He would always fail all his classes, and be in one of them cringey middle school relationships.
by Someonethattisbetter May 29, 2022
Get the Closet Demonmug. The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.
"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "
by warreng4real June 20, 2015
Get the Zoot closetmug.