cock cheese

A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.

Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

cheese grater

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she uses too much teeth (or any teeth) so you moan a little because of the pain and so she thinks she is doing a good job and keeps going! But you don't want here to stop, so you let her keep going and keep moaning and the vicious cycle continues!

Man, last night I let some bogan bitch suck my cock and she put me through the cheese grater!

by davy_boy June 15, 2007

cottage cheese ass

When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.

My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.

by drew/ryan August 27, 2005

ham and cheese curtains

A woman's pussy lips

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"

by Champloo October 28, 2006

Efron Cheese-Pie

When a male sticks his penis into a glory-hole, and the person on the other side inserts a toothpick into that mans urethra. They then get a cheese grater and grate the mans penis (length-wise) until they get back to the toothpick.

*Zack Efron inserts penis into glory-hole"
Zack Efron: "Do you want an Efron Cheese-pie?"
Man 1: "Yes, i do!"
*Inserts toothpick into Zach Efron's penis*
*Grates until he see's toothpick*
Zack Efron: "Wow, i sure needed that toothpick!"
Man 1: "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW"

by Tsarinus Birch Nine December 31, 2011

Commander in Cheese

A small minded person in a position of authority; a petty tyrant.

The commander in cheese told me to lie to the customer about why the project is late again. How about if I just tell the customer that the project is late because the commander in cheese is a bad engineer?

by Saeed Al Maktoum July 28, 2010

cunt cheese

A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

by Mr. Dumpling May 13, 2005