Carlos

Carlos a very tall and strong man, he is super generous to the people who treat him right and he has a really big dick.
He would never cheat on a girl and is a very loyal friend.

Omg, that Carlos he’s so 😍😍

by Kvng_Los66 February 25, 2019

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Carlos

Perhaps the shortest person in existence.

"Have you seen Carlos? He's as small as Mike dick."

by Datboifrog October 22, 2019

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A very basic and whitewashed boy. Usually chasing over girls he won’t end up with and then goes on to pretending he doesn’t care. He likes partying and saying he has it all under control, when people know it’s not true.

I saw Carlos skateboarding with his other whitewashed friends.

by AHSlol69 August 4, 2020

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carlo valletta

The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.

Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too

by Nick dick ass throat May 5, 2018

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Carlo

The handsome man on earth. A guy with a beautiful smile and a big heart. Carlo will make your heart song and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls.

Carlo is hottest man.

by Miau miau December 23, 2021

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