Canadian Double Tap 

Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.

Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.

Canadian Double Tap by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021

Canadian Drumstick 

Freezing maple syrup in the shape of a horse cock and plunding it into your holes while it slowly melts then your hole is ready to be fucked and the dick is now a Canadian drumstick

Me and Josh did a Canadian drumstick last night, best tasting head ever

Canadian Drumstick by FrankAndTheBrick420 July 6, 2021

Canadian Pasta 

When you cum in a straight line, let it solidify and then eat it

I had some Canadian Pasta yesterday

Canadian Pasta by Polish Priest October 4, 2021

Canadian Frozen Brain Syndrome 

A mysterious disease recently discovered in the Halifax area that seems to affect the way an individual tastes food, causing them to seemingly prefer much less desirable dishes and make controversial statements on food in general.

Person 1: Strawberry milk stinks, chocolate milk is so much better!
Person 2:What the hell are you talking about, strawberry milk is so much better. You must have Canadian Frozen Brain Syndrome, let's get you checked out.

Canadian Frozen Brain Syndrome by Dizzball November 6, 2021

Canadian Christmas sushi 

Sushi traditionally made during the winter solstice, in the northern hemisphere. Often found with alternative starches than rice.

Bro is that Canadian Christmas sushi?! NO??? its cucumber with cream cheese and salmon on top with capers. Looks like Canadian Christmas sushi to me.

Canadian Christmas sushi by The sloppy pape December 24, 2021

Canadian Orgasm 

When you have an orgasm and then apologize.

LeAnn (having a Canadian Orgasm): I'm cumming, I'm sorry.

Canadian Orgasm by Salty Giraffe Poo January 1, 2022

Canadian Tuxedo 

A Canadian tuxedo, better defined as denim on denim, is a hate crime. The sight of it might make one want to set such an outfit on fire. If not jump off a bridge. Whoever chose this as a fashion ?choice? Deserves all of what has been said about it.

"Look, they're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo!"
"A what?"
"Denim on denim."
*gags*
"look away look away look away"

Canadian Tuxedo by ARMYOFMARIES February 2, 2022