Arse Cakes

n. Expression used by Father Jack, the bigoted old alcoholic priest from Father Ted. Usually shouted at the top of his lungs, at nothing in particular, in random rotation with "Girls!", "Drink!" and "Feck!".

"Father Jack, would you like a nice cup of tea, now?"
"ARSE CAKES!"

by Satandog March 15, 2006

urinal cake

A rare delicacy found in the waterfountains in the men's restroom. It has a very pleasent crunch and a tiggly aftertaste, although it makes your mouth a little blue afterwards.

"I'd like a urinal cake for dessert!"
"Um... sir..."

by Globblermabobblerma goo goo dolly wacker cha cha cha charmine! July 28, 2005

johnny cakes

Referring to someone who is a homosexual male. Derrived from the HBO series "The Sopranos", in which Vito, the gay mobster, found a love interest who would "make him his famous Johnny Cakes". Vito loves those Johnny Cakes, and would either order a "tall stack" or a "short stack".

"Look, there's Ryan Secrest. I wonder who's flippin' his Johnny Cakes?"

by vito love May 17, 2006

Fruit Cake

Referring to someone acting unusual or weird. Also Fruit Tart... Usually said to friends acting different then what they normally would.

"What a Fruit Cake","Shut-Up you fruit cake"

by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008

Birthday Cake

Well, From What Snoop Dogg Says, It Means butt, booty

"But you can't fake once you hit the gate
Shake 'till it ache, work that birthday cake."
- Step Yo Game Up, Snoop Dogg

by Who Ever I Feel Like Being Today August 28, 2005

hostess cake

A corner-store treat that can be utilized for several purposes, including as bait for an overweight person.

Mama: Get yo' fat ass up and do some laundry!
Child: Hell, no! Get the fuck outta my face, biotch!
Mama: I'll give you a twinkie.
Child: ok.

by Courtney_Smith September 28, 2004

Christmas Cake

What date does Christmas fall on every year? You guessed it, the 25th. And let's just say you enjoy a cake on Christmas. Hypothetically, if you're supposed to eat that cake on Christmas day and no one does, what is the logical thing to do with it? Right again, THROW IT OUT! A Christmas Cake is a 26+ year old female who has passed her prime. Signs that you have encountered a Christmas Cake are children, Hollister clothing, 19 year old best friend, 1997 Saturn SL1 w/ sun roof, etc. You get the point. See also cougar.

"Dude, I went to some party on campus last night. It was pretty lame. I thought there would be a lot of fresman hotties, but instead it was swarming with Christmas Cakes!"

by Jason Calkins November 10, 2008