cabbaged

to steal with intent to use the item as toilet paper.

Steve cabbaged my bed sheets??.... he can keep them...

by Elvis Presley October 31, 2006

Cabbages

A feeling just above 'average'.

Feeling a little cabbages

by Ancorrs June 11, 2011

Cabbaging

Cabbaging is the act of having sex with a friends entire family at the same time, obviously the friends family are sick and enjoy incest anyway otherwise how else would YOU know them. Cabbaging also involves family pets, deceased family members and very often household furniture.

Breaking laws on incest, necrophilia and the Ikea 12 month guarantee, Cabbaging is popular in many parts of the world. Mostly Germany.

Joe: "Hey Scott guess what I did last night?"
Scott: "Cabbaged my family?"
Joe: "You were there? Oh yeah, you were between the goldfish and your father."
Scott: "I love cabbaging"

by Dave Esquire July 16, 2008

Cubbage

Cubbage's exploded into the world when a certain someone could not say 'storage cupboard pack' or 'cabinets' because they were next to each other. Cubbage was the result of the two words. All cubbages include a promotional cabbage.

"We need to sell some more cubbages, guyzz!"

"Cubbage, in touch with tomorrow"

by Discount Ben July 31, 2008

Cabbageton

Someone who laughs at jokes that they don't understand. usually the person is laughing at an inside joke that they aren't in on.

You and a friend are laughing about an inside joke and someone standing near you laughs because they want to feel accepted and be part of the group...

"What a cabbageton"

by Steveo214 February 19, 2008

cabbagey

1. Resembling cabbage
2. Having an ambiguous but unpleasant quality; Dawsonesque.

Yo momma so cabbagey, she makes a cabbage look like a carrot!

by this'n'that March 10, 2008

Carbage

All the junk that collects on the floor of your car over time.

The carbage in my car includes gum wrappers, empty water bottles, Baskin-Robbins ice cream cone wrappers.

by margescan July 29, 2012