butt plundering

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

by ass pirating December 13, 2013

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butt patties

when yo booty so flat it turns into a patty

Yo margaret! I think you got butt patties.

by annsthemann October 22, 2014

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the furry area that surrounds the butt hole, that is in the shape of a wreath

Jorge was turned off when he discovered Guadalupe had a butt wreath.

by Beernuts April 02, 2009

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wow I just went to the toilet and had a butt baguette it was meaty

by FuryPanda December 27, 2017

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When a situation is particularly difficult and it feels like the odds are stacked against you.

Our team is down 6 points, this is rough butts!

by nosrac271 January 01, 2023

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Butt Tagger is a word used to descibe someone who tags on restroom walls while using the toliet.

I know Gary's the butt tagger. I know his hand writing.

I butt tagged Jennifers cell number to get back at her.

by RollaCoasta January 28, 2010

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When your butt hairs stick together because of some feces stuck up in their so it forms a feather

by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012

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