river mud

When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.

Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.

by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010

Mud Licker

When you shit on a girls tits during intercourse and you lick it all off.

My dad is a huge mud licker

by Mud licker April 19, 2017

mud dropper

A common terminology for accidentally spewing diarrhea during the sexual act of anal intercourse.

"I had to take the hottest shower after this bitch mud dropped all over my dick!"

"Careful, I heard that chick is a mud dropper."

by the sparrow January 1, 2015

mud rooster

King of the dirt chickens. High class white trash.

Hey mud rooster, heard you threw your back out humping my mom.

by Mud Rooster March 14, 2017

Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy or likes to ride in order to get muddy

Get off that atv you mud lizard

by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020

Mud Bath

Your partner lays on their stomach and puts a funnel in their ass. You proceed to pour hot water in the funnel. Than dip your balls in the funnel, like you submerging in a hot tub. Your partner than sharts and farts to create the jacuzzi mud bath effect. You can do this with a sibling if you are from the south.

My sister was great at the spa, she gave me the special mud bath that was on the menu.

by Jacuzzi March 17, 2022

flaming mud

What comes out of your ass after a night of eating a couple dozen 911 wings and having a few pitchers of draft beer.

I need to shove some I cubes up my burnt asshole after all that flaming mud.

by Gabo McGaha March 3, 2007