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Ding dong schlong

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
by Fadgy December 9, 2020
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ding ding

A word used against someone when they are being just plain out dumb and have 2 fucking brain cells
Victor is being a ding ding
by DARKMATT3R December 15, 2020
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tomma-lamma-ding-dong

tomma-lamma-ding-dong is a another name for Thomas sanders given to him by a father and a prince.
"i called for tomma-lamma-ding-dong" Patton said
by speedyrat December 20, 2020
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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CHING ALING DING

This word is used for when an asian is at your door
"Oh shit we have a CHING ALING DING"
- "herro im asian"
by IsntJamesButAlsoJames November 8, 2021
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ding xiang

the most powerful and intelligent person in the whole world
wow that's a ding xiang
by kaolo bezem November 20, 2021
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ding xiang

a handsome man that is super smart and his sister wants to kill him every day
he is really a ding xiang
by kaolo bezem November 20, 2021
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