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The BOAT of all GOATS

Name for someone who has transcended GOAT status
by tmor84 December 19, 2018
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The Nude Boat Rower

A sex position where the female lays on the bed, legs apart, as the man thrusts in while moving his arms together to the side while alternating left and right in a rowing motion which makes him look like a naked boat rower.
"Jhonny pulled the Nude Boat Rower and I felt like we were on the ocean last night!"
by LordOfTheThings January 2, 2015
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Sawing the boat in half

Taking things to extreme measures, just to prove a point
To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!
Man, he was really sawing the boat in half!
by Guildholm August 15, 2018
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Steam Boat Delight

A ball Jacuzzi combined with a blowjob
James blew on the spout as Sarah administered Filatio "that was the best Steam Boat Delight i have ever had!"
by steam_boat_delight May 8, 2011
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jesus on a fucking boat

A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass
Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…
by icecoldtoes July 25, 2022
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The Little Man in the Boat

An aroused clitoris, standing tall, seeking more attention and stimulation; the little guy is begging for orgasms. This is a term actually used in the late 1960s, in Underground Comics, found widely at that time, including Mr. Natural, Captain Piss-gums and his Band of Perverted Pirates, The Brown Paper Bag and others. You had to be there to really get it.
Oh yeah, I had a visit last night from the Little Man in the Boat, and he was HUNGRY!
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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Church boat

A nickname for a young woman's genitelia with a lot of pubic hair. A church boat is a narrow and long boat with lot's of paddles. Comes from Finnish but still applies in English.
-Hey, do you have any fetishes?
~Yeah, I'm really into hairy girls if you know what I''m sayin'.
-So, like church boats?
~ Damn right.
by TheRunkkari27 August 19, 2017
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