Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.
"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"
by catnaps April 29, 2010
On November 5th 2016, Amanda declared "This is not hard....but it is! It's Christmas, it's a holiday, rodents, there are more than two!" Someone exclaimed "Three blind mice!" Thus making this day henceforth Three blind mice day.
It's three blind mice day! Say whaaaaat!?
by Alpha-Sion November 06, 2016
A Blow job culminating in the blow jobee blowing his load into the eyes of the blow jobber, the seamen then sticks the eyelashes of the victim together rendering their eyes useless for a period, no less than 3 days, the victim then requires a blind dog to help them move around for that period.
Did you see Rick '3 day blind dog glazed ' Sarah on the weekend and her vision still hasn't fully recovered .
by Big Bob 22 January 19, 2018
The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
by R.Savage July 26, 2011
by Poon Muffin Whisker Biscuit May 08, 2008
by Yourwrongangel November 04, 2020
Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
by Sexydimma August 15, 2023