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Goat Powder

1. An anti-febrifuge, concoted by tincture of ovine urine triple distilled, condensed and crystalised over a twelve year period on top of a mountain somewhere, for the purposes of having a life.

2. Archaeologist jargon for fucking the evidence.

3. Someone who has no life.
1. "Wanna buy some goat-powder, sonny?"

2. "This context change proves the saxon theory"

"There is no context change; you're making goat powder"

3. "Phil is so boring, he's goat powder".
by Captain Pugwasher November 18, 2009
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Ugly Goat

a young person who always trynna get laid and seek for pleasure.
is boyfriend & girlfriend even a thing these days. fuck that. chase a bag, fuck bitches, live life. ~ Ugly Goat
by Ugly Goat August 3, 2019
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Goat getting

Goat getting - the act of taking a goat before a horse race . The goats were used to calm the horses .
1.Those hoodlums really got my goat
2. Hey Paul you wanna do some warm blooded goat getting instead of sitting around and getting polio
by Theabsolutegoat June 11, 2018
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Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything
Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.
by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020
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goated person

to say a person who is great/cool
bob: "hey look it's the goated person"
bob's friend: "omg"
by the blu ever!!! January 4, 2023
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Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full
Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020
mugGet the Goat and treemug.

Rafa The Goat

the greatest of all time youtuber. Call him a mailman because be never fails to deliver. His mindset is next level.
Person 1: Yooooo im so fucking bored at home. I dont have anything to do.

Person 2: Haha you need to watch Rafa The Goat. He’s just the best.

Person 3: Yoooo you watch Rafa The Goat too? Hes the better than Kendrix !
by realniggafrfr March 27, 2020
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